Shareholder merchandise

Wear your position.

Every item in this collection has been approved by the Board, printed on demand, and shipped directly to you. No almonds were involved at any stage of production.

Smiling man in a navy t-shirt reading Pro-Peanut. Anti-Almond.
Flagship

Pro-Peanut. Anti-Almond. Tee

Standard issue for all shareholders. Suitable for boardrooms, ballparks and ending almond-butter conversations early.

$28 Buy now
Cream t-shirt reading Official Classification: Legume. Not a nut.

Legume. Not a Nut. Tee

Issued by the Compliance Department for the correction of others at parties.

$28 Buy now
White mug reading 3.2 gallons per ounce, an almond could never.

3.2 Gallons Mug

Holds 11 oz. Filling it with almonds instead would cost about 316 gallons of water. We did the math.

$18 Buy now
Round peanut-colored sticker reading Peanuts are the crop of now.

Crop of Now Sticker

3" or 4" vinyl. Laptop, cooler, tractor.

$5 Buy now
Canvas tote reading I don't do almond butter.

"I Don't Do Almond Butter" Tote

For carrying peanuts, and a clear boundary.

$22 Buy now